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LuckyCharms

(23,026 posts) Thu Apr 23, 2026, 09:18 AM Apr 23

A man goes to visit a psychiatrist for the first time. [View all]

He says to the psychiatrist "Doctor, I can't seem to make any friends".

The psychiatrist gently nods his head, and remains silent while waiting for the man to continue talking.

The man then says "Well, are you going to help me or not, you fat ugly bastard".

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A man goes to visit a psychiatrist for the first time. [View all] LuckyCharms Apr 23 OP

That made me laugh MIButterfly Apr 23 #1

I've been laughing all week at this joke. LuckyCharms Apr 23 #2

Where's Dale Carnegie when you need him? Marthe48 Apr 23 #3

A joke Marthe48 Apr 23 #4

An even better joke Marthe48 Apr 23 #5

You're on a roll, Marthe! LuckyCharms Apr 23 #7

Lucky, you never fail some_of_us_are_sane Apr 23 #6

Good, good! LuckyCharms Apr 23 #8

Sounds like a joke, but it's not. Aristus Apr 23 #9

A man walks into his first appointment with a psychiatrist wearing nothing but Saran wrap all over his body. LudwigPastorius Apr 23 #10

Oh my, lol 😆 Emile Apr 24 #12

LOL Emile Apr 24 #11