A man goes to visit a psychiatrist for the first time.

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4. A joke

A duck walks into a psychiatrist's office...
He sits on the couch and the two stare at each other in silence for a moment. Eventually the duck says, "Quack."

"Get out of here!" yells the psychiatrist. "I won't be ridiculed in my office."

The duck travels to another psychiatrist's office. He sits on the couch. The two look at each other in silence for a time. Again, the duck says, "Quack."

"An insult!" shouts the psychiatrist. "I'll have you know I was top of my class. Get out!"

The duck travels to a third psychiatrist. He sits on the couch. They stare at each other for a short while. The psychiatrist says, "You hate your father, you worry about money, and you're lonely".

"Finally," says the duck. "Those other two quacks were idiots."