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5. An even better joke

Thu Apr 23, 2026, 11:27 AM

Apr 23

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me.
He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn’t met me yet.

lol

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A man goes to visit a psychiatrist for the first time. [View all] LuckyCharms Apr 23 OP

That made me laugh MIButterfly Apr 23 #1

I've been laughing all week at this joke. LuckyCharms Apr 23 #2

Where's Dale Carnegie when you need him? Marthe48 Apr 23 #3

A joke Marthe48 Apr 23 #4

An even better joke Marthe48 Apr 23 #5

You're on a roll, Marthe! LuckyCharms Apr 23 #7

Lucky, you never fail some_of_us_are_sane Apr 23 #6

Good, good! LuckyCharms Apr 23 #8

Sounds like a joke, but it's not. Aristus Apr 23 #9

Oh my, lol 😆 Emile Apr 24 #12

LOL Emile Apr 24 #11