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Totally Tunsie

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4. In a 2 a.m. TV shopping frenzy, a buddy of mine ordered FIVE...count 'em 1,2,3,4,5...
Thu Apr 23, 2026, 10:51 PM
Apr 23

portable camping grills that utilized rolled newspapers for fuel. He generously thought his kids and a couple of friends wouldn't be able to live without them either and would thank him profusely. In the time it took for them to arrive, he rolled his daily newspapers in anticipation, only to find that his thick, expensive steak tasted exactly like newsprint...GAH!

Full disclosure: He had rolled "other" papers before settling down in front of the TV on the night he ordered.

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