Arson suspect arrives at police interview with singed eyebrows

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3. We all know people like this.

Bush claimed that the fire was accidentally caused by lighting a cigarette starting a fire.
Their voices ring in our ears; I didn't hold the lighter to the fuel or try to say my dog stepped on the matches. There are people I know that don't even own cigarette lighters because they've had things spontaneously combust before. One time my father's son by his third daughter had a stove catch fire in the kitchen when he was trying to fix some gazpacho. Next thing you know they'll try to blame me for it. I don't why they think I did it.