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173. I'm working on a program

Fri May 1, 2026, 07:56 PM

Friday

that will create tens of thousands of sock puppet accounts per minute. Each one will be programmed to open this thread and REC it. They won't leave any comments though because I think that would be misleading and a little excessive. Sorry.

Also, if DU crashes, I apologize in advance.

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