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Sun May 3, 2026, 06:33 PM

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COMPLETE AND UTTER DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE OVER 3 TRILLION MEMBERS OF DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND.

WITHOUT GOING BACK AND READING MY OP, I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I ASKED FOR 1 TRILLION VIEWS BY THE END OF THE DAY THAT MY OP WAS POSTED.

SO I COME BACK HERE AFTER DAYS OF BACKBREAKING WORK, AND WE ARE NOT EVEN CLOSE TO A TRIILLION.

I'M IMPLORING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER.

DU HAS OVER 3 TRILLION MEMBERS AND I CAN'T EVEN GET 1 TRILLION VIEWS????

WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT ANYWAY?????????

EDIT TO ADD: SINCE DU HAS OVER 3 TRILLION MEMBERS, I DON'T THINK IT IS AT ALL UNREASONABLE THAT I NOW UP THE GOAL TO 4 TRILLION VIEWS, SINCE THE SAME PERSON CAN VIEW A THREAD MORE THAN ONE TIME.

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Very, very down and depressed. [View all] LuckyCharms Friday OP

KNR + a gazillion. see, that beats true dough's measely billions. niyad Friday #1

This is a good start! Thank you! Only 62 billion to go! LuckyCharms Friday #3

You're welcome. cachukis Friday #2

Thank you! LuckyCharms Friday #145

Holy shit Lucky! FalloutShelter Friday #4

WHEN WE GET DONE HERE... LuckyCharms Friday #49

LOL FalloutShelter Friday #50

How much you rock is extremely interesting! LuckyCharms Friday #52

Hey Lucky, that's somewhat interesting! MLAA Friday #5

You're an interesting person! LuckyCharms Friday #146

❤️ MLAA Friday #185

Enjoy your posts Topomi Friday #6

Thanks, Topomi. LuckyCharms Friday #147

Best thread EVAH!!! EYESORE 9001 Friday #7

ONLY 87 BILLION TO GO!!!! LuckyCharms Friday #9

Here's another SuzyandPuffpuff Friday #8

Thanks, Suzy! LuckyCharms Friday #148

Wow, Lucky! That's really interesting! I need to go to TrueDough's thread and tell them about this! Scrivener7 Friday #10

NO! PLEASE! NO! LuckyCharms Friday #44

. Scrivener7 Friday #47

That's because all of his views are FAKE!! FAKE VIEWS! LuckyCharms Friday #48

Russian bots based in a warehouse in Newark, NJ. I have it on good authority. Scrivener7 Friday #105

CONGRATULATIONS! THIS IS THE 5 BILLIONTH RESPONSE!! LuckyCharms Friday #106

Oh, my GOD! They're knocking on my door with one of those giant checks!!! Scrivener7 Friday #110

Oh, no, wait. That's the guy delivering the dry cleaning. Carry on. Scrivener7 Friday #112

Inter-fuckin'-resting, Lucky! Let's make this a 'serial' post... MiHale Friday #11

You're interesting, MiHale! LuckyCharms Friday #149

Luck and charm overrides dough, every time! Zambero Friday #12

That's my problem! LuckyCharms Friday #150

You got another one. Hope you get a gazillion. surfered Friday #13

Thanks, surfered! LuckyCharms Friday #151

Way to go, Lucky Walleye Friday #14

Alright Walleye! LuckyCharms Friday #152

OMG that is so interesting, Lucky! UpInArms Friday #15

Everyone thinks you are interesting, UpInArms! LuckyCharms Friday #153

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Ptah Friday #16

Is that you, Ptah? LuckyCharms Friday #154

YEs, that is me and my older brother. Ptah Saturday #195

That's very interesting, Lucky... hlthe2b Friday #17

LMAO! LuckyCharms Friday #155

Lucky, that is so very interesting. debm55 Friday #18

Now Debbie, YOU are interesting! LuckyCharms Friday #156

Fascinatin' Marthe48 Friday #19

Marthe, I loved watching Laugh-in every week! LuckyCharms Friday #157

I did, too! Marthe48 Friday #183

Holy Shit Lucky! cate94 Friday #20

Holy Shit, cate! LuckyCharms Friday #158

Huh ? dweller Friday #21

Wut? LuckyCharms Friday #159

It's going to be hard to beat the legend that is True Dough 10 Turtle Day Friday #22

It's not that I "need" to beat his post count. It's that I "want" to. LuckyCharms Friday #160

Here's my contribution! lark Friday #23

THIS IS AN INTERESTING CONTRIBUTION, LARK! LuckyCharms Friday #68

I actually do understand this feeling Bettie Friday #24

I'm just joking around, Bettie. i have plenty of threads that... LuckyCharms Friday #161

Not the internet Bettie Saturday #192

Bettie, that just means that... LuckyCharms Saturday #193

Hey! Tbear Friday #25

Hey! LuckyCharms Friday #162

THAT'S VERY INTERESTING, LUCKY!! LuckyCharms Friday #26

That is cheating, LC!51 niyad Friday #81

That's extremely interesting! LuckyCharms Friday #87

Can we turn this into a pyramid scheme Martin Eden Friday #27

Whatever it takes to get me to 197 billion views, Martin! LuckyCharms Friday #28

Have you tried reaching out Martin Eden Friday #38

IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES, I'LL DO IT, MARTIN! LuckyCharms Friday #40

Mmm, okay, what you said +1 billion. I dont think you can "pad" the count txwhitedove Friday #29

This is very interesting, txwhitedove! LuckyCharms Friday #30

Just got online and i have no idea what you are talking about. I little more context, please. True Dough guy??? Amaryllis Friday #31

I'm sorry. Amaryllis. I can't get into too much detail. Please just trust me here. LuckyCharms Friday #34

Fellow DUer, TrueDough, started a thread some time ago, that has over 6,000 responses. CrispyQ Friday #39

True Dough has a space Niagara Friday #96

I HAVE A SPACE... LuckyCharms Friday #103

Awwww, so sweet Niagara Friday #107

I'm told I have a space True Dough Friday #136

That's nothing, True Niagara Friday #140

Deciding what to post has been intriguing IbogaProject Friday #32

Please, I'm begging you. Stay out of that thread. LuckyCharms Friday #37

I'm in Love by the Dub Pistols IbogaProject Friday #41

They Love Each Other LuckyCharms Friday #42

That's it for the Other One IbogaProject Friday #53

"That's" What Love Will make You Do LuckyCharms Friday #59

Oh my Bob_in_VA Friday #33

Flip Wilson?? That's very interesting!!!! LuckyCharms Friday #35

I find it interesting that anyone can open that thread! CrispyQ Friday #36

You tried on your phone? How interesting! LuckyCharms Friday #46

Good Luck! mtngirl47 Friday #43

THANK YOU!! I'M SHOOTING FOR 67 BILLION VIEWS BY NOON! LuckyCharms Friday #45

You're the bomb, Lucky! TBF Friday #51

LET'S DO THIS!! LuckyCharms Friday #55

I love a kudzu thread Phentex Friday #54

Ha! LuckyCharms Friday #163

I busted a gut some_of_us_are_sane Friday #56

THANK YOU FOR BEING THE 6 BILLIONTH RESPONSE! LuckyCharms Friday #66

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;-{)...... Goonch Friday #57

Thanks, Goonch! LuckyCharms Friday #164

I am calling on plankton and amoeba to put you over the top! rurallib Friday #58

Plankton? Amoeba? WHATEVER IT TAKES! LuckyCharms Friday #60

Got your back, Lucky! WinstonSmith4740 Friday #61

We're going to get this done, Winston!! LuckyCharms Friday #62

I AM PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS THREAD HAS HIT 1 BILLION VIEWS!! LuckyCharms Friday #63

Holy shit Lucky! TRE! Hope22 Friday #64

YOURS IS THE 1 BILLIONTH RESPONSE. THANK YOU! LuckyCharms Friday #65

😂🤣 Hope22 Friday #70

Lucky, this OP is so interesting my response is worth 30 billion views. yardwork Friday #67

THIS RESPONSE ALONE HAS 96 BILLION VIEWS!!!!! LuckyCharms Friday #69

Don't be depressed! debsy Friday #71

WHEN I NEXT SEE YOUR NAME, I'LL RESPOND TO YOU A BILLION TIMES! LuckyCharms Friday #73

Ok! debsy Friday #78

48th rec Niagara Friday #72

I'D REC THIS RESPONSE A BILLION TIMES IF I COULD! LuckyCharms Friday #75

REC Niagara Friday #84

Now I want to see the True Dough guy's thread jfz9580m Friday #74

NO! PLEASE! NO! LuckyCharms Friday #77

Ok wtf jfz9580m Friday #92

I'VE BEEN BANNED FROM HERE OVER A BILLION TIMES!! JUST THIS WEEK! LuckyCharms Friday #94

What??? Niagara Friday #98

No that is raw vegan Velma jfz9580m Friday #100

75th post? Niagara Friday #76

76 TROMBONES IN THE BIG PARADE, NIAGARA! LuckyCharms Friday #80

lol, Lucky Niagara Friday #86

THAT'S THE 48 BILLIONTH TIME I'VE SEEN YOU TYPE "LOL" NIAGARA! LuckyCharms Friday #89

I wanted to mention the door buzzard but Niagara Friday #101

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MY SCREEN SAYS WE JUST SURPASSED 3 BILLION!!! LuckyCharms Friday #83

😂😂😂😂 debsy Friday #88

Three billion and 2! debsy Friday #90

Ha, ha, ha! PatSeg Friday #82

WE'RE NOT DONE YET!!! LuckyCharms Friday #85

Oh dear! PatSeg Friday #93

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YOU CAN DO IT! mzmolly Friday #118

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YOU DID THINK OF IT!! THANK YOU FOR BING THE 7 BILLIONTH VIEW! LuckyCharms Friday #109

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YOU'RE FUCKING RIGHT ABOUT THAT! LuckyCharms Friday #116

Wow! That's fucking interesting Lucky! whopis01 Friday #119

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What a nice thing to say, WhiteTara! LuckyCharms Friday #125

Truth! WhiteTara Friday #127

I'M GOING TO GO MULCH. LuckyCharms Friday #128

HAVE FUN Niagara Friday #130

for my trillionth post dweller Friday #129

11 is my favorite number. LuckyCharms Friday #165

👍 underpants Friday #131

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Don't forget your shovel, Lucky Niagara Friday #133

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Thanks for keeping me in-line, Niagara! LuckyCharms Friday #167

Here's another one!😀 Phoenix61 Friday #135

Thanks, Phoenix! LuckyCharms Friday #168

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I read them all True Dough Friday #180

HOLY SHIT LOW KEY CHARMS! Skittles Friday #138

I'm not low key, Skittles! LuckyCharms Friday #170

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I posted this nonsense to kill time... LuckyCharms Friday #171

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Since today is May 1st Niagara Friday #142

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deleted, wrong spot. n/t LuckyCharms Friday #178

Well slated and inciteful. Festivito Friday #143

Nice play on words! LuckyCharms Friday #174

Hmm, verrrrry interesting, LC. electric_blue68 Friday #144

Hmmmm....you're interesting! LuckyCharms Friday #175

I'm working on a program dgauss Friday #173

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THANKS FOR PARTICIPATING WITH MY HORSESHIT. LuckyCharms Friday #179

No way! Cirsium Friday #181

YES WAY! LuckyCharms Sunday #206

Way it is, then Cirsium Sunday #212

Interesting want WmChris Friday #182

I'd like my '65 Impala back! LuckyCharms Sunday #207

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I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED IT IF YOU RESPONDED IN ALL CAPS. LuckyCharms Sunday #205

I DON'T FEEL LIKE YELLING. OAITW r.2.0 Sunday #219

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186??!!! jfz9580m Friday #187

OK!! ANOTHER INTERESTING RESPONSE! LuckyCharms Sunday #209

REALLY?🍀 Figarosmom Saturday #188

REALLY! YOU ARE VERY INTERESTING! LuckyCharms Sunday #210

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This message was self-deleted by its author jfz9580m Saturday #189

You'll feel better when you think of a song that begins with "away." Harker Saturday #190

Away From the Mire LuckyCharms Saturday #194

Ignore above responses. This is the three-billionth response to your OP. JustABozoOnThisBus Saturday #191

I APPRECIATE YOUR SUPPORT!! LuckyCharms Sunday #201

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THIS IS FASCINATING!! AND INTERESTING AS WELL!!!!! LuckyCharms Sunday #202

K7R Niagara Sunday #197

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Call any vegetable. Call it by name. ...... You know the rest. Tactical Peek Sunday #198

You have no idea how many times I used to play this song on the turntable! LuckyCharms Sunday #203

K7R Niagara Sunday #199

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I DON'T HAVE THE WORDS TO EXPRESS MY... LuckyCharms Sunday #204

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I never click on "that" thread. Morbius Sunday #216

Ok. LuckyCharms Sunday #217

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Call it a bad joke. Morbius Sunday #220

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