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9. Deb, the bathtub was so angry that

Thu May 7, 2026, 10:09 AM

Yesterday

it reverted to archaic English language, and screamed at the toilet:

MOISTEN THY BOWL AND PREPARE FOR BATTLE, THOU WRETCHED WATER BEAST!

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You look flushed! displacedvermoter Yesterday #1

Congadulations, you are correct. debm55 Yesterday #4

You look a little flushed. LogDog75 Yesterday #2

Congratulations you are correct. debm55 Yesterday #5

"I am feeling drained." John1956PA Yesterday #3

Good answer, I will include also. Congratulations, debm55 Yesterday #6

Thanks for the thread. Please see my follow-up comment below. John1956PA 14 hrs ago #15

Your very welcome, John1956PA debm55 14 hrs ago #17

Outstanding! displacedvermoter Yesterday #7

"Shut your trap!" might work as well. I appreciate clean bathroom humor. John1956PA 14 hrs ago #14

Good one, John1956PA debm55 14 hrs ago #18

Deb, that bathtub was a real mouthy piece of work... LuckyCharms Yesterday #8

HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA, Thank you Lucky. debm55 Yesterday #10

HAHAHAHAHHHAHAHA. thank you Lucky. debm55 14 hrs ago #16

Deb, the bathtub was so angry that LuckyCharms Yesterday #9

Oh you. HAHAHAHHAHAHHAH. debm55 Yesterday #11

To quote Beyonce.... some_of_us_are_sane Yesterday #12

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH. Thank you , some_of_us_ are_sane. debm55 Yesterday #13