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(23,036 posts) Thu May 7, 2026, 01:41 PM Thursday

Just got back from the weed dispensary. [View all]

You have to show your driver's license when you enter.

I handed it to the young woman and said "I just turned 21".

She looked at my license and said "Well, you don't look your age".

I said "really"?

She said "really".

So I dramatically got down on one knee, took her hand, looked her in the eye, and said "Will you marry me"????

She laughed and said "YESSSS"!

We were both laughing.

Hahahaha!

It was all fun and games until I realized I could not get up off the floor while on one knee. A guy from the back counter ran up and helped me up.

When I got home, I told my wife that I asked another woman to marry me, and she said yes.

My wife patted me on the head and said "That's nice, Lucky", and walked away.

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