The usefulness of flyswatters

[BlueSpot]

4. But how do you get the salt out of the carpet?

I'm not even a neat freak but that's always been my question when I see one of those videos.

I mean, if it's outside, it should be OK for the fly to be there. It's only when they're inside (and especially when they are dive bombing me) that I feel the need to murder them. I always try to chase them to and out of a window as my first choice but I have the murder option down to a science if that's what is required.