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30. Back in the 70s, National Lampoon Had an "ad" for tp

Reply to a kennedy (Original post)

Mon Jun 29, 2026, 08:27 PM

17 hrs ago

They claimed one sheet was all you need! Each sheet had a hole in the center where you stuck you middle finger. ahem!
When finished, you simply grabbed the sheet from underneath with your other hand and scooped it upward to clean your finger!

(Didn't sell really well!)
Butt...it WAS funny!

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Angel Soft or Charmin??? Night and day in my book. [View all] a kennedy Sunday OP

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HAHAHAHHAHAHHA, Skittles debm55 Sunday #22

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Cottonelle hands down. Sneederbunk Sunday #5

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Hmmmmmm, might have to try them.....thanks. a kennedy Sunday #16

It's not something I've ever thought about. Ocelot II Sunday #6

Since Koch Industries owns Angel Soft Bluestocking Sunday #7

Exactly! Wuddles440 Sunday #10

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Me too. I use to have a septic tank. multigraincracker Sunday #17

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Neither one. red dog 1 Sunday #19

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Many moons ago I used to buy Angel Soft area51 Sunday #23

I purchase Soft & Strong 2 ply, septic safe toilet paper Niagara 20 hrs ago #24

Same here Bayard 14 hrs ago #31

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Ah, the DU Lounge. Never know what may come up, do you? FadedMullet 17 hrs ago #29

Back in the 70s, National Lampoon Had an "ad" for tp 3825-87867 17 hrs ago #30

Charmin has clogged every toilet I've used it in u4ic 13 hrs ago #32