Dedicated to Prof Hennessy!

[jfz9580m]

15. Fanmail with a purpose or should I say porpoise?!

Hi Prof Hennessy,
None of you seem very responsive and I made an email just for..well okay not you..it would cramp my style 😎 to, in person, say the things about you I think in private and post on message boards etc. (To paraphrase Jon Stewart on CrossFire..tip of the iceberg that imo)

You did make some sort of awful processor and whatever your innumerable defects are not a lightweight. And in fairness, in spite of the suspicion I view all of them with, while they no doubt reproduce your own casual managerial style, your successors are not lightweights either (despite sinking their talents into dubious fields like economics).

I like that they are all white males you know. I am deeply suspicious of women or nonwhite people who behave as you do.

That is the thing about an honest feminist egalitarian version of diversity far away from slogans and bullshit.

Women I trust tend to unfortunately like Briahna Gray Joy was, get kicked out even by Bernie Sanders. Which is why I understand why no one with a job in United States or India anyway talks much to me where I respect them.

That is okay. I wasn’t planning on putting all this out there. I totally do not consider people like that scabs (as I saw in a piece by DUer irisblue). That would be obnoxious and like your people not me.

I avoid them so they continue on. Yasha Levine got it. Bullying and hectoring people on the same side as you is trash. Especially when one has to carefully handle the opposition.
But you made this Prof Hennessy! Aren’t you proud?

Still as a complainant I have a function sustainably (I am a longtermist!). No..maybe the moral arc of the universe would bend to real justice (not the kind clobbering earth, promoting factory farms and Ben Wray’s rubbish Jacobin opeds) on a long enough timeline, but your friends professor in their glee to make Harry Harrison’s “Make Room! Make Room!” vision a stark reality, keep waving nukes around.

Aren’t you proud Prof Hennessy? Lo and behold the father of Si Valley.
No..it is cool. Still a huge fan.

I can with complete honesty ace every lie detector test (whether Aaron Elkins’ ai border security or any creepy one) when I say,
“Prof Hennessy is my favorite Google associated person ever!”
I am even enthusiastic! Has anyone seen the rest of Google, present and past?
Stephen Colbert is my muse!

But I met one male scientist, a natural scientist, in that hell in 2011 around Halloween 2011, whom I knew for two weeks and like Yasha Levine or Christopher Ketcham he seemed like the sole reliable human in your cult as someone who was not a true believer, but somehow for unclear reasons (probably talent you want to exploit while straining him and unemployed, insane women like me):
I made an email I post warily hoping no one is stupid enough to send me threats and such.

But if you could make up for your generally risibly negligent administerial style by pretending to take reality seriously, could you pass this along to him and ask him to contact me as he is the only person I would trust there.
The others were okay, but not a good fit or themselves embattled as he and I are.

This is my email. It never occurred to me that in both sides of this moronic thing anyone could mangle things this totally and hope that chaos and confusion and stupidity would offer a permanent reprieve and that bullying marijuana users and shilling rot would fly. Can’t fool all the people all the time you crazy old coot..I mean professor:
[e-mail]
I cannot file complaints without cross verification with the other human whose life this has impacted much like mine. But I cannot just sign off on anything when it is this serious and I have yet to be convinced I was wrong even one jot in immediately and angrily rejecting it as a shit deal.
I had already seen one EECS dept and been defrauded and exposed to the shallow and superficial, self-centred, “I want to be a good person while being a jerk!” politics, which always deprioritize the planet and in the end almost all humans except your fatuous bunker building fascists. Doug Rishkoff had a funny interview with Nathan Robinson on that head.

I cannot just lay waste to things like your girlboss extraordinaire Danerys something and her crocodiles or dragons or whatever it was. Such a silly show..not a patch on The X Files..
Sovietski Yah Nastikoff Bah

But woulf your stupid and skewed model of the world not be precisely like that? As you hector me and mine with useful idiots waving their genitalia about how hard they work or sermonizing about purity and labeling a modest request to not entirely shit all over the planet. Control spaces! In science they have control areas before unleashing mindnumbingly stupid shit at scale and saying..”tsk slight collateral damage..piffle..what’s the body count again? Tsk…they were past their working age. Falling birth rates! GDP growth! More babies!!!!”
Aren’t you glad we are such close friends?!!

So before you all optimize leaving poor, distraught and traumatized Ol’jfz9580m the gullible behind, how about helping me with the filing of targeted and weighty complaints.

I made an email on my other phone. I have two because I run a charity here for various big tech people who unlike people who need state support are clearly not parasitic grifters, price gougers shilling stuff no one wants with no use case. I am not actually gullible old man.
And information changes the brain!

Like finding out that Blackstone Inc owns my creepy local hospital, which was the last straw.

This was an idea I got via the always reliable Yasha Levine. I should talk to the rare human whose judgement I trust before attacking these industries, hospitals and institutions as i plan to outside game worlds legally wherever I know it was unforgivable malfeasance at scale.
I choose what to forgive (though never forget) and what to pushback on.
Okay?

The last things he said to me circa March or April 2012 were: “I don’t like you” and “This is bullshit” when I joked that he would have to call security on me.
Yeah your sleazy ways professor were incomprehensible to me as, inspite of these things online, I am largely a respectable old frump and nowhere near as spectacular as you.
I have never watched Bill Hicks, but I was told I would like him..didn’t he die young or something? Yeah fuck that..I want to live to be a 100 like my grandma and I want to finish this paper not just be your monkey as the irrepressible Jon Stewart put it (influences that grew sans any bot in Ol’jfz9580m’s brain).
Token music video!

Ol’jfz9580m is not good, not bad, but medium! Like Mindy from the medium place!


Actually the very courageous woman I admire most and who influenced me most online is Nandita Bajaj. It takes courage I never had to go against the flow and as a sweet and mild woman, not one of your abrasive girlbosses when that ass Monbiot etc attack acknowledgement of human overpopulation, while sitting safely up north insulated from its real world effects here. And Nandita Bajaj cares Prof Hennessy..it is not a crafty calculation about there being less for me! You are lucky to still have women like that up there.
Get it through your thick head you old dolt and tell that guy to contact me so I can confirm he is one of us and not one of you.