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Submariner

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3. This time next year

Reply to mitch96 (Original post)

Mon Jan 22, 2024, 02:09 PM

Jan 2024

I think the ex-Governor will be starring as Ronnie Gump in Discovery Channels new reality show, "The World's Deadliest Shrimp", where we will join Ron on his weekly Gulf shrimp fishing adventures with three white alcoholic "Florida Men" as they crew his shrimp trawler the "Fuckin' Haley".

Be like Daryl, Daryl, and his other brother Daryl, all feeding Ron's bitter daily decline into drugs as he snorts a line of Oxy-Fentanyl before hauling the shrimps trawls.

Deadliest Shrimp will follow Gold Rush. See ya then!

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A Great line from the Miami Herald... [View all] mitch96 Jan 2024 OP

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This time next year Submariner Jan 2024 #3

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