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Farmer-Rick

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3. Well they certainly did NOT follow God's plans for Noah on how to build an ark

Reply to TexasTowelie (Original post)

Mon Sep 2, 2019, 10:00 AM

Sep 2019

Ham, the Ark owner and builder, are currently suing their insurance company for ....water damage.

Yup, yup, yup Ham failed to follow God's instructions on how to build an ark that rescued all the world's living creatures. Because I'm sure if he followed what God wrote in the bible, there wouldn't be any leaks right now. Which is probobly why his insurance company isn't paying. Faulty construction isn't covered by most building insurance.

Let's hope there aren't any big floods coming to Kentucky because that ark certainly wont float with leaks.

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Ark Encounter sued by a Kentucky board of education for undervalued property [View all] TexasTowelie Sep 2019 OP

Ridiculous religous group still manages to rip off taxpayers. Good, I hope they (the ark owners)... SWBTATTReg Sep 2019 #1

Back scratchers! Humph. Newest Reality Sep 2019 #2

Well they certainly did NOT follow God's plans for Noah on how to build an ark Farmer-Rick Sep 2019 #3

Shows what you know. Problem was, shitty shingles from some 3Hotdogs Sep 2019 #5

Expensive to Visit ConstanceCee Sep 2019 #4

Of course a wooden ship leaks. SCVDem Sep 2019 #6