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9. I'll raise ya one. I was a teacher in a suburban, N.J. high school when streaking was a fad. So --

Mon Dec 15, 2025, 11:13 AM

Dec 15

Freshmen football practice -- it was supposed to be over at 6:00 but it was raining so practice was watching the film of Saturday's game and it was over at 4:00.

So, what'r-we gonna do? "Hey, I got an idea. The girls are in the gym practicing cheerleading. Joe, you take your clothes off and take your shirt and put it over your head so's nobody knows who you are.

We'll open the gym door, you run out and scare the girls 'Eek, Willy the one-eyed worm.' We'll open the door and you run back inside the locker room."

Well, the plan started off great. Shirt over head. Check. Door open. Check. Joe runs into the gym with shirt over his hea --- FUCK!

Joe can't see where the door is because he's got a shirt over his head AND his eyes,

Joe runs around the gym, trying to find the door to the locker room, when he does a header into the bleachers and knocks himself out. Ambulance carts him away.

Principal: " I don't have the heart to even give him a detention."

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