We Are Not A Glum Lot....(trying to find the humor in this unmanageable mess)

[irisblue]

Tweets I found that me made me laugh and think...yeah, That Me. Please feel free to add on.

1.
savannah (@savcostanza) Tweeted:
This girl next to my in class offered me a sip of her drink cause I mentioned that I was thirsty.. I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of vodka cranberry at 9am y’all

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2.
Faustino Limon Jr (@FLJBieber) Tweeted:
My fatass was drunk last night and had a photo shoot with my McDonald’s hashbrown at 4AM

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3.
Kayne not Kanye (@kaynecaraway) Tweeted:
I blanked when I got to the counter at Starbucks and said “vodka soda” and she said “huh” and I said “huh” and then we stared at each other until I remembered I was there for coffee.

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^Me^