I don't have the heart to tell my son's girlfriend that cosmo her lab pup is just a dumb ass.

[Duncanpup]

I am knowledgeable on meth labs psycho furry lunatics I’m experienced with met labs kind of like Marlin Perkins and his side kick jim from TV show from my youth Mutual of Omaha wild kingdom.

We had a Boog the chocolate lab from puppy to thirteen years and the Boog was just one shrewd dude.

Example 18 and his girlfriend went away to the beach until Wednesday her parents were like no take the pup Cosmo with you.

No way in leaving 14 week cosmo here with your mother and i is what 18 told me her parents said and the hotel doesn’t allow animals so I said I’m tracking you on your problem kiddo I got you covered.

I’m on vacation this week so yea he can stay here I love him why you ask I’m full of empathy for furry infants . It seems Cosmo has chewed at his home drywall a drying rack leg and part of a plastic clothes hamper her parents light weights.

I jokingly said and Cosmo just adores Dunc pup. So I’m bed last night I toss chub pup up on bed his legs are not long enough to jump into bed yet and he cuddles up next to Dunc.

Around 01:30 I hear this crying whining I wake up yep Cosmo rolled off the bed it’s ok you’re fine I put him back in bed. About 02:45 thunder hits freaks Dunc out he jumps into me for protection in bed not even foot away from Cosmo. And Cosmo starts crying again I’m all alone i was cuddling my bestest friend Dunc.

So I drag cosmo up next to us cuddle him and he’s like hey I’m wide awake now let’s play or chew on the old guy or my golden retriever bud. Hey I’ll try and hump the bed pillows or oh my I’ll try and pull on this sheet you’re covered up with mister you in mood play tug of war at 03:00 vicious puppy growling.

So I’m in shower this morning hop out and Cosmo is trying to chew on the toilet as he laid on the bathroom floor puppy sprawled out his front legs in front of him and hind legs behind him. I thought you know I used Clorox other day Friday to clean bathroom floor oh fuck it no chance for any brain damage from Cosmo ingesting chemicals. Boog the chocolate lab loved to lick the floors after we cleaned with murphy cleaner.