Lighting definitely does not strike twice with Dunc the golden retriever.

[Duncanpup]

Mr big paws our first golden was the bestest boy just all around great furry kid. Once he brought in a baby bunny in his mouth we didn’t know he had the bunny until he put it on couch looking at it smiling he was so sweet.

Then we have Duncan I remember the day I brought him home and handed him to Liz. And she was like oh my he’s a adorable little guy it’s gonna be all unicorns and rainbows just like Mr big paws.
So this morning shithead stole a mouse off the cat and ate it. And now he just threw it up awhile ago and now he’s mooching leftover shepherds pie.