Pet DNA testing company in doghouse after identifying human as canine

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10. i did my other dog, even tho he had papers, just for fun.

learned something i didnt know. biff is a victorian bulldogge. 1 of a few breeds trying to fix the english bulldog. they add back genetically close breeds. a lot of ppl used dog d’ bordeaux. turns out mine were boxer, which is what i’d have if there was any hope of getting a good one.

the guy who started the line had the most amazing dogs ever. had a web site w a gallery of 10 dogs, exactly identical except for coloring. all bloody perfect. 120lbs. he mixed the best english he cd find w german bred boxers. i had not known that. later confirmed by the breeder i got the pup from. i always joked about biff being a short legged boxer. and his half brother wd absolutely pass for a boxer w docked ears.
i have biff’s ggrand niece now. she’s only 60 lbs, and i swear i cd pass her off as a boxer. i’ve seen some tiny 1s out there.