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3catwoman3

(26,682 posts) Tue Apr 29, 2025, 10:26 PM Apr 29

Question for parents of male dogs. Have any DUers had prosthetic testicles... [View all]

...placed in your male dogs after neutering them?

I first read about Neuticles several years ago, and thought, at first, that I was reading a satire site. Nope. Turns out there is at least one more brand, called NeuterNuts.

These products are said to "...ensure comfort and confidence," and "...support both emotional well-being and physical balance."

Do the dogs really care?

Edited to add - believe it or not, there are Neuticle earrings, for a mere $129.00. This is nuts (pun intended -

https://neuticles.com/product/neuticles-earrings/?srsltid=AfmBOoq1GsRi-8_VYa9oTsz4bfR_p_imPsQkqZBA03Rrmf5ei_OxnT8C

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Question for parents of male dogs. Have any DUers had prosthetic testicles... [View all] 3catwoman3 Apr 29 OP

Neuticles are only for the benefit of insecure men, not for their dogs, Ocelot II Apr 29 #1

Looked it up. Not only is this real but they come in sizes, Xsmall, Small, to X-Large. Price $159 to $189. Tariffs would Silent Type Apr 29 #2

The height of absurdity is Neuticle jewelry. I kid you not. 3catwoman3 Apr 29 #3

You can get them for cats, too. Ocelot II Apr 29 #4

And horses, bulls and elephants. 3catwoman3 Apr 29 #5

Another sign of the decline of Western Civilization. FadedMullet Apr 29 #6

Detachable Penis? Shellback Squid Apr 29 #7

Most of the GOP Congress doesn't seem to notice their missing their testicles. marble falls Apr 30 #8

Maybe they should be offered Neuticles as a reminder of what they're missing. Ocelot II Apr 30 #15

Sort of "they won't know what they got til it's gone and replaced by a reasonable facsimile thereof". marble falls Apr 30 #16

Actually my dog wasn't missing any, we just had a fake nut implanted just to intimidate all the other dogs. marble falls Apr 30 #9

Only one? 3catwoman3 Apr 30 #10

for a total of 3. - - Which clearly establishes dominance ... stopdiggin Apr 30 #11

It was to compensate for his name, Tippy. marble falls Apr 30 #13

Only one really large one, but he had three total. marble falls Apr 30 #14

I've always assumed that the dogs REALLY do not care! ShazzieB Apr 30 #12