Father, I'm a lesbian

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4. My youngest son and I were at home watching television when he turned to me and said, "Dad, I'm gay."

I turned to him and said, "Really?" (He's kind of a comedian; my girlfriend tells me she can tell when I'm talking to him on the phone because I'm always laughing.). He said, "Really." I asked him if he had a boyfriend and he replied in the affirmative. Then we went back to watching TV.