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Expert Predicts Satan Will Visit Oregon When Marijuana Becomes Legal In July [View all]
Lock up your animals, and board up your windows Oregon, we have some incredibly disturbing news from War On Drugs expert Linda Blair. Recently, Blair spoke with ThatOregonLife.com and gave some startling insight on the legalization of the pot in Oregon.
According to Blair, when the devil’s lettuce is introduced to Oregon July 1st for the first time to innocent Oregonians all across the state, we could see numbers as high as 1 in 3 Oregonians losing their lives to random violent deaths as a result of Satan himself visiting Oregon.
With Lucifer here just in time for the heat wave, not only will death and possessions be taking place, Blair also predicts there will be marijuana influenced orgies next to churches, riots, zombie attacks, and teenagers injecting THC into their genitals. (Dabs just aren’t enough for the kids these days)
Read More here: http://thatoregonlife.com/2015/06/expert-predicts-satan-will-visit-oregon-when-marijuana-becomes-legal-in-july/
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