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wyn borkins

(1,567 posts)
1. Let Us Institute Plan "B"
Thu Jun 18, 2026, 12:25 AM
Thursday

(1) Capture ALL members of current administration, then remove them to secret location wherein they will remain forever.

(2) Completely restore and totally sanitize our White House and surrounding environs.

(3) Kidnap the entire Obama family and re-install them as President (and family) in our newly-cleaned White House.

(4) Allow any former members of the Obama administration to return to work as if they had never left.

(5) Maintain this gaggle of folk for (at least) the next eight years.

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