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Martin Eden

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14. I'm inclined to believe a different prophecy

Reply to Joinfortmill (Original post)

Mon Apr 27, 2026, 11:41 AM

Apr 27

Donald went to a fortune teller. She looked into her crystal ball and said there will be a huge parade for him with a million people lining the streets for miles, laughing and singing and dancing.

Donnie said that's great, how do I look? That I cannot see, she replied. The coffin is closed.

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When Donald dies.... [View all] Joinfortmill Apr 27 OP

There may be a few sad True Dough Apr 27 #1

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 27 #2

I would prefer to see a whole lot of full moons along the route. Ocelot II Apr 27 #3

With dingleberries and gaseous salutes Martin Eden Apr 27 #15

Would it be bad-form for me to attend and shout "good riddance" (etc) as the hearse passes? QueerDuck Apr 27 #4

No, no lightning! It could ruin everything!!! usonian Apr 27 #5

Thread winner in my view. NNadir Apr 27 #12

... it's going to look like the finale of a Star Wars movie with a happy ending. Intractable Apr 27 #6

I believe that there will be a national party when trump dies LetMyPeopleVote Apr 27 #7

Behind my garage is an old large trash can. I'll donate it. chouchou Apr 27 #8

It will be a great time to be a liquor store owner. The Madcap Apr 27 #9

Kool & the Gang are going to make another cool million... Crowman2009 Apr 27 #18

...I will finally crack that bottle of Taittinger's I've had in the fridge for almost a year now. Aristus Apr 27 #10

I expect a huge spontaneous celebration all over the country. NNadir Apr 27 #11

My daughter lives on Capitol Hill AverageOldGuy Apr 27 #13

I'm inclined to believe a different prophecy Martin Eden Apr 27 #14

Someone needs to throw rotten tomatoes Blue Full Moon Apr 27 #16

There will be free beer at Minocqua Brewery in Wisconsin! hauckeye Apr 27 #17