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Orrex

(67,346 posts) Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:54 AM Apr 28

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Succumbed to injuries by a shooter who was on another floor?

Shot by royal guards while trying to manhandle King Charles?

Smothered in his sleep after forgetting Melania's 400th birthday?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Apr 28 OP

Was so shocked seeing Jimmy Kimmel SocialDemocrat61 Apr 28 #1

No but malaise Apr 28 #2

He's been hollering about security EYESORE 9001 Apr 28 #3

Hahaha "Melania's 400th Birthday" johnnyfins Apr 28 #4

Tried to be a decent human but he was just too high-strung. I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear. twodogsbarking Apr 28 #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Apr 28 #6

Keep hope alive. surfered Apr 28 #9

Yes! SheltieLover Apr 28 #13

Soon... SheltieLover Apr 28 #12

Now would be good. niyad Apr 28 #16

RFN! SheltieLover Apr 28 #20

;-{) ROUNDUP Goonch Apr 28 #7

Not dead yet, but closer, much closer. Joinfortmill Apr 28 #8

Patience children! Aussie105 Apr 28 #10

We have already been waiting a VERYYYYYYYY long time! niyad Apr 28 #17

No, but it's still early. Plenty of time left for the fortunate event. SheltieLover Apr 28 #11

I would be very happy with an early birthday present. niyad Apr 28 #14

Yes! This will be a great gift to the entire world! SheltieLover Apr 28 #21

Awwwwwwww, thank you so much! niyad Apr 28 #23

So would I GopherGal Apr 28 #33

Mine is tomorrow! niyad Apr 28 #34

"Still NO??????" hlthe2b Apr 28 #15

May your wish come true very soon MustLoveBeagles Apr 28 #36

Killed by hemorrhage after bumping his head on the table while... NNadir Apr 28 #18

Remember that some of the best times of your life haven't happened yet twodogsbarking Apr 28 #19

One day closer. QueerDuck Apr 28 #22

Camilla's hat has a tiny spike coated with a nameless poison Wicked Blue Apr 28 #24

Good one! niyad Apr 28 #29

Going by his hair health... Kid Berwyn Apr 28 #25

We cannot wait that long. niyad Apr 28 #30

In all seriousness. This guy looks incapable of finishing out his term. LetMyPeopleVote Apr 28 #26

What's the deal with his bottom teeth? They look like Legos. Ocelot II Apr 28 #27

Very weird. niyad Apr 28 #32

He does not look like he could finish out the week. Please let it be so! niyad Apr 28 #31

Sent to the Tower of London... Dulcinea Apr 28 #28

Nothing would bring me more pleasure Blue Owl Apr 28 #35