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Orrex

(67,340 posts) Thu May 7, 2026, 06:26 AM 17 hrs ago

Is he dead yet? [View all]

Last edited Thu May 7, 2026, 07:16 AM - Edit history (1)

Stroked out from effort of writing Epstein's suicide note?

Crushed by collapsing roof through which credit card spending has risen?

Stroked out while escorting a jerk off the golf course?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex 17 hrs ago OP

Maybe truddy777 17 hrs ago #1

There are more of bdamomma 14 hrs ago #21

;-{) SHIP OF FOOLS Goonch 17 hrs ago #2

No but malaise 16 hrs ago #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 16 hrs ago #4

Soon... SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #13

NO He ain't ded yet. In other bad news Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell aren't either. twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #5

Neither is clarence! DAMN IT!!! niyad 13 hrs ago #24

Don't worry! Aussie105 16 hrs ago #6

No, goddammit. Don't think even Satan wants him. Joinfortmill 16 hrs ago #7

Does Satan play golf? twodogsbarking 16 hrs ago #8

Hahaha Joinfortmill 15 hrs ago #14

Not yet, but the day is young. There's still time. --- Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck 16 hrs ago #9

Today, is one day closer to the Big Day GreenEyedLefty 16 hrs ago #10

His birthday bdamomma 14 hrs ago #20

He'll die the nanosecond after I do! BigmanPigman 16 hrs ago #11

I feel the same way! Ishoutandscream2 15 hrs ago #16

Not yet, but he sure looks as if he is. SheltieLover 16 hrs ago #12

Claiming he could be an astronaut he uses a plastic bag for a helmet. twodogsbarking 15 hrs ago #15

No... but his "negotiating" act with Iran is about to 'kill' us all... hlthe2b 15 hrs ago #17

That's adorable 🥰 MustLoveBeagles 13 hrs ago #26

I hope I don't get indicted for posting this, but there's hope... surfered 15 hrs ago #18

His bdamomma 14 hrs ago #19

He seems to have a little bit of Keith Richards in him WestMichRad 14 hrs ago #22

On the other hand, Keith has been married to the same woman for 43 years. niyad 13 hrs ago #25

I see that you were on a roll with that "jerk off" story. All excellent!!! niyad 13 hrs ago #23

Oh Lawd, please let it be TODAY Blue Owl 11 hrs ago #27

I disagree with Mark Hamil on this LetMyPeopleVote 10 hrs ago #28