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In reply to the discussion: Is he dead yet? [View all]

BigmanPigman

(55,467 posts)
11. He'll die the nanosecond after I do!
Thu May 7, 2026, 07:40 AM
23 hrs ago

I'd put $$$ down on that bet. He's a vengeful, sadistic, psychopath who does everything out of spite.

However, I'd be more than happy to chip in some $$$$$ when they pass the hat at the next Mafia Meeting when they plan hits. So far we've seen three armatures. I vote for the professionals to do the job correctly.

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Yesterday OP
Maybe truddy777 Yesterday #1
There are more of bdamomma 21 hrs ago #21
;-{) SHIP OF FOOLS Goonch Yesterday #2
No but malaise Yesterday #3
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #4
Soon... SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #13
NO He ain't ded yet. In other bad news Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell aren't either. twodogsbarking 23 hrs ago #5
Neither is clarence! DAMN IT!!! niyad 21 hrs ago #24
Don't worry! Aussie105 23 hrs ago #6
No, goddammit. Don't think even Satan wants him. Joinfortmill 23 hrs ago #7
Does Satan play golf? twodogsbarking 23 hrs ago #8
Hahaha Joinfortmill 23 hrs ago #14
Not yet, but the day is young. There's still time. --- Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck 23 hrs ago #9
Today, is one day closer to the Big Day GreenEyedLefty 23 hrs ago #10
His birthday bdamomma 22 hrs ago #20
He'll die the nanosecond after I do! BigmanPigman 23 hrs ago #11
I feel the same way! Ishoutandscream2 22 hrs ago #16
Not yet, but he sure looks as if he is. SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #12
Claiming he could be an astronaut he uses a plastic bag for a helmet. twodogsbarking 22 hrs ago #15
No... but his "negotiating" act with Iran is about to 'kill' us all... hlthe2b 22 hrs ago #17
That's adorable 🥰 MustLoveBeagles 20 hrs ago #26
I hope I don't get indicted for posting this, but there's hope... surfered 22 hrs ago #18
His bdamomma 22 hrs ago #19
He seems to have a little bit of Keith Richards in him WestMichRad 21 hrs ago #22
On the other hand, Keith has been married to the same woman for 43 years. niyad 21 hrs ago #25
I see that you were on a roll with that "jerk off" story. All excellent!!! niyad 21 hrs ago #23
Oh Lawd, please let it be TODAY Blue Owl 19 hrs ago #27
I disagree with Mark Hamil on this LetMyPeopleVote 17 hrs ago #28
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