A new diet is sweeping through President Trump's cabinet--and it involves heaping portions of sauerkraut.

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13. In two weeks...

An epidemic of high blood pressure has swept President Trump's Cabinet.

"We don't understand this at all," said Rep. Ronny Jackson (R-TX), a licensed physician and Trump confidante who was brought in at the request of the president to help manage the problem. '"Everyone's blood pressure was under control a month ago. Now it's through the roof. Working for President Trump is the most relaxing job in the world, so there should be no reason Vice President Pence's blood pressure is 200-over-165, but it is."

Another representative from Texas may have an idea why this is happening.

"The recipe for sauerkraut is to mix 100 pounds of shredded cabbage and 100 pounds of salt then leave the shit to rot until it stinks everyone out of the house," said Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-TX). "That idiot RFK Junior has everyone working for Trump eating three cans of sauerkraut a day. What the hell did they expect would happen?"