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jmowreader

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17. Fuck that. It'll take too long

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #8)

Thu Jun 18, 2026, 10:08 PM

Jun 18

Tie his legs to the back of a draft horse and drag him five miles to the guillotine.

Anything on him that's still there when they arrive gets put in the guillotine.

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