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jmowreader

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20. Three reasons

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #18)

Thu Jun 18, 2026, 11:08 PM

Jun 18

1. The only difference between Donald Trump and Caligula is Trump hates horses. Being dragged to his execution by one would really grind his gears.

2. A 2500-pound Percheron stallion won't even notice Trump is back there. A single Percheron horse can pull 3000 pounds of dead weight all day long. Trump only weighs 500 pounds - an easy pull for a big draft horse.

3. Trump would probably like being dragged by a Chevrolet, especially if it was playing Lynyrd Skynyrd on the 8-track.

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