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113. Vance will not succeed or be anointed as the new King of the MAGA Red Hat Brigade.

Tue Apr 21, 2026, 06:14 PM

Apr 21

He has no charisma what so ever. Every time he opens his mouth he steps on his own dick. He would need to be more nimble and convincing. He thinks he is an intellectual maven who is miles ahead and smarter than the dirty filthy unwashed masses of MAGA-land and/or the general population here state side.

JD has not got a chance in either heaven or hell to park his ass in the Oval Office come 2028. Even with Peter Thiel picking up his tab and acting as his Steward/Groom of the Stool - the public can not stomach Hillbilly Elegy - as he marches around incessantly with a silver spoon in his mouth while he flies around on someone else's private jet.

Portraying himself as an average blow Joe,... all the while thinking deep down inside that everyone who passes by should stop and then polish the diamonds and rubies on his royal crown.

Go wash and polish your crown in/with toilet water - JD you zero nobody who has convinced himself he is somebody very important and incomprehensibly smart.

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'I Am Sorry for Misleading People': Tucker Carlson Delivers Jaw-Dropping Mea Culpa for Endorsing Trump [View all] BumRushDaShow Apr 21 OP

Not intentional? This isn't an apology to America. yardwork Apr 21 #1

'It was not intentional' is deliberately misleading (a lie) ToxMarz Apr 21 #8

Yeah, got a few leopard bites. ananda Apr 21 #74

Tucker is sorry only for the War and Epstein. He and the other contras have no problem with any other trumpery. Marcuse Apr 22 #136

THIS!!! calimary Apr 21 #101

Sooo many Americans recognized the bag of shit for what it was. BUT... Beartracks Apr 21 #118

Oh yeah. I "loved" being called names. calimary Apr 22 #130

He knew what he was doing, no doubt, but I am OK with his apology if it helps open MAGAts eyes. He has a huge following, Escurumbele Apr 21 #47

That's how I feel about it, too calguy Apr 21 #84

It's part of the Civil War going on in the Republican party womanofthehills Apr 21 #92

Exactly. H2O Man Apr 21 #93

Good info on podcasters flamingdem Apr 21 #125

Hey, you're not alone, flamingdem! calimary Apr 22 #132

Simple is the way! flamingdem Apr 22 #137

small correction note - he's an Episcopalian WyLoochka Apr 22 #135

Break glass, save career, run from the dumpster fire! bucolic_frolic Apr 21 #2

Rats leaving a sinking ship. sop Apr 21 #3

.... and desperately trying to re-brand himself then dive head first into the running for president pool come 2028.. magicarpet Apr 21 #13

My first thought as well NCDem47 Apr 21 #21

Rats preparing the general public to transition wnylib Apr 21 #52

I don't think it will work. cab67 Apr 21 #107

Vance will not succeed or be anointed as the new King of the MAGA Red Hat Brigade. magicarpet Apr 21 #113

Seesaw.............. Lovie777 Apr 21 #4

You helped to cause this nightmare with your lies and Russian sponsored misinformation Tucker. Botany Apr 21 #5

His anti-vaccine bullshit also killed 1,000,000 people during COVID. Initech Apr 21 #80

And you know he has gotten the Coronavirus vaccine shots because when he worked for Fox because .... Botany Apr 21 #95

This clown is actually setting the stage for johnnyfins Apr 21 #6

I have no doubt that he's got Putin's cell # on speed-dial FakeNoose Apr 21 #11

This message was self-deleted by its author ybbor Apr 21 #7

Nope! Lemon Lyman Apr 21 #9

This Little boy-man Tucker,.. magicarpet Apr 21 #10

He has ZERO chance of becoming the nominee, lets use his apology to have MAGAts read it, maybe it will do some good. Escurumbele Apr 21 #48

The GOPee stable of reasonable 2028 presidential candidates is slim pickins magicarpet Apr 21 #75

And Slim Pickens is dead. LONG dead. calimary Apr 21 #105

You're a day late and a buck short Tucker. Ray Bruns Apr 21 #12

Tucker is savoring the thought of parking his ass in the Oval Office behind the Resolute Desk. magicarpet Apr 21 #17

Emergency climate report: Hell freezes over! Wonder Why Apr 21 #14

WE have all known it for 10 years or more, which means you must be dumber than a mud fence. Scrivener7 Apr 21 #15

Right? This is EXACTLY who Pedo was when they propped him up AllyCat Apr 21 #31

And they knew it as well as we did, but the wheels are falling off the gravy train now, so they're oh so sorry. Scrivener7 Apr 21 #32

That's how many German citizen felt in the late 1940s. BradBo Apr 21 #16

bullshit. barbtries Apr 21 #18

100% right. Anything short of saying he should have supported Kamala Harris, proves he's being deceitful ffr Apr 21 #71

You know who this reminds me of? Remember Jimmy Swaggart? FakeNoose Apr 21 #91

rest of the story builder Apr 21 #102

Oh my God he could be related to Chump! FakeNoose Apr 21 #114

Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Apr 22 #138

Welcome to DU. NNadir Apr 23 #139

Louisiana Hooker with Herpes JoseBalow Apr 21 #126

Bow Tie Boy UpInArms Apr 21 #19

Works for me. calimary Apr 22 #131

trump will make him kacekwl Apr 21 #20

So, he is now upset, mainly because Cheetolini does not like him anymore. OldBaldy1701E Apr 21 #22

He's soooo sorry. So was Joe Rogan until last week. Bengus81 Apr 21 #23

Yeah seriously jfz9580m Apr 21 #25

I've noticed that people on the right, can have deep disagreements with trump, but... Omnipresent Apr 21 #49

Bullshit jfz9580m Apr 21 #24

Bad on me Tucker, until i make money on next one. Festivito Apr 21 #26

Many of us would like to torment you. Where does the line form? CaptainTruth Apr 21 #27

So Tuckums felt tormented for a long time for boosting Donald John? Vogon_Glory Apr 21 #28

Go back to Russia, Carlson, you jerk! Norrrm Apr 21 #29

People of a certain age (usually over 55) remember when being "a tool of the Kremlin" was an insult Vogon_Glory Apr 21 #37

"....aren't a threat anymore." ???? Ukraine would like a word! OhioBack2Blue Apr 21 #51

I should have expressed myself more clearly, but while Vogon_Glory Apr 21 #73

He can show how much this torments him by helping us stop AllyCat Apr 21 #30

The Swanson Pot Pie boys made out good. Fucker and bro Buckley Swanson Peck Carlson. CurtEastPoint Apr 21 #33

Trying to rebrand, like the other rats jmbar2 Apr 21 #34

You outright LIED, endlessly, relentlessly, deliberately. YOU will be niyad Apr 21 #35

I'll take the win. JohnnyRingo Apr 21 #36

Screw YOU, Tucker! SS32867 Apr 21 #38

Welcome to DU! Wednesdays Apr 21 #63

Welcome to DU, SS32867! calimary Apr 21 #106

He's rebranding himself agingdem Apr 21 #39

Kinda fun watching him crawl, tho... CTyankee Apr 21 #69

And I am investing my rubles in U S real estate as a show of patriotism! bluedigger Apr 21 #40

Well......... twodogsbarking Apr 21 #41

His first step on the way to a presidential run. coffeenap Apr 21 #42

But next month he'll be back to sucking up to the Orange Anus. WestMichRad Apr 21 #43

Alysa Milano said it best PJMcK Apr 21 #44

Well well well. calimary Apr 21 #108

How was it not intentional? SamuelAdams Apr 21 #45

Exactly. My first thought when reading this. Marie Marie Apr 21 #89

No JoseBalow Apr 21 #46

So he's that fucking dumb. The first four Emile Apr 21 #50

He's sorry it didn't work out the way he had hoped, not sorry for his actual ambition-driven actions. NT Gore1FL Apr 21 #53

So Tucker has a brother named Buckley? PatSeg Apr 21 #54

"it was not intentional" My bullshit meter vaporized instantly at that lie. cstanleytech Apr 21 #55

"I Am Sorry..." LudwigPastorius Apr 21 #56

Too little too late, Carlson Grim Chieftain Apr 21 #57

It was most certainly intentional and this is opportunistic Bristlecone Apr 21 #58

I like how you put that, Bristlecone! calimary Apr 21 #109

Won't get you out of the treason tribunal. travelingthrulife Apr 21 #59

Running For President Coolgoober Apr 21 #60

It's a good start. Wednesdays Apr 21 #61

Your mea culpa is not worth anything. How come the rest of us knew he was a narcissistic idiot who thinks he's a genius surfered Apr 21 #62

Too little, too late edhopper Apr 21 #64

And the next Republican prick to follow in Trump's footsteps, Tucker Baitball Blogger Apr 21 #65

They still support 95% if what he's doing. Johnny2X2X Apr 21 #66

Is this a warning for his own or the felon's upcoming polonium cocktail JT45242 Apr 21 #67

on days like these, let me say.... CTyankee Apr 21 #68

..."a moment to wrestle with our own consciences"...... SergeStorms Apr 21 #70

"in very small ways". Nope. You'll have to do better than that. Bluetus Apr 21 #72

I will never forget these people and what their actions contributed toward. hamsterjill Apr 21 #76

Your a lying mother fucker tucker carlson republianmushroom Apr 21 #77

Carlson confesses. usonian Apr 21 #78

If you know you've mislead people MW67 Apr 21 #79

Even TRUMP just wasn't Nazi enough for him. 50 Shades Of Blue Apr 21 #81

TOO LATE ASSHOLE AZ8theist Apr 21 #82

Yes, it was Icanthinkformyself Apr 21 #83

Go to hell. 2MuchNoise Apr 21 #85

well... orleans Apr 21 #86

Screw him, too. He was pushing TACO and TACOism up until recently. marble falls Apr 21 #87

Time for Tucker to move on and exploit Sneederbunk Apr 21 #88

Not buying it one bit blue-wave Apr 21 #90

'I Am Sorry" does not equal a free pass...He can go to hell along with his sycophants..nt. mitch96 Apr 21 #94

" and millions of people like us are the reason..." Grins Apr 21 #96

Until the next piece of shit arrives on the scene... EarthFirst Apr 21 #97

The Trumpanzees aren't going to dump Trump as a result. Aristus Apr 21 #98

I'll take the cracks, but AFAIK he remains a Christian nationalist, white supremacist hack pat_k Apr 21 #99

This is performative - don't buy any of it. AStern Apr 21 #100

Another sociopathic opportunist... returnee Apr 21 #103

If you are really sorry . . . AverageOldGuy Apr 21 #104

Hey Swanson food heir ............pound sand...........look in the mirror you privilege .............P....O.....S.... turbinetree Apr 21 #110

Burn the lifeboats JHB Apr 21 #111

This message was self-deleted by its author Skittles Apr 21 #112

Sorry Tucker, now fuck off. COL Mustard Apr 21 #115

I don't buy it. I watched as much of the "interview" as I could, and...well... FailureToCommunicate Apr 21 #116

No one with a double digit IQ is believing this BS! BigmanPigman Apr 21 #117

Tucker trying to reinvent himself? Aussie105 Apr 21 #119

Womp Womp purr-rat beauty Apr 21 #120

Yeah whatever, you bow tie wearing prick! Crowman2009 Apr 21 #121

'I don't buy it': Nicolle reacts to Tucker Carlson's apology for helping to re-elect Trump - Deadline - MS NOW Rhiannon12866 Apr 21 #122

Thanks for posting this clip, Rhiannon. When I saw it today, I thought Carusone and Miller had the logical take on KitFox Apr 22 #127

Awww, thanks so much. And I also completely agree with Nicolle Wallace, Carlson has proven that he can't be trusted Rhiannon12866 Apr 22 #128

Fish sticks can go fuck off Javaman Apr 21 #123

Well, he needn't worry about me. He never mislead me. Might have been responsible for some nausea. Martin68 Apr 21 #124

We don't forgive or nor will we forget what you did LogDog75 Apr 22 #129

"it made you money. " Aussie105 Apr 22 #133

It's all pro wrestling now Blumancru Apr 22 #134