Trump, Claiming Vandalism, Says Reflecting Pool Will Likely Need to Be Drained

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6. The slithering snake with recalcitrant combover...

...whose conscience was surgically removed at birth, blithely steamrolls innocent citizens, calling them "vandals" for blinking the wrong way at yet another of his monumental fuck-ups.
Ah, but Mr. Hearn has more integrity in his bellybutton lint than the Orange Reptile has ever had, so Trump's goons grabbed a tiger by the tail with that ill-advised arrest on totally trumped up charges. Mr. Hearn's attorneys will eat their lunch in court, and they'll wish they were never born before the defense is done chopping them into chum – metaphorically speaking, of course, heh, heh, heh – and serving them up as a banquet to the bottom feeders in the Potomac.
Oh, and please explain how "vandals" introduced rapidly spreading algae into the dark blue Reflecting Pool that no longer reflects anything but Trump's complete incompetence.